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Audrey Walls – our new assistant editor

The thing about this place is, we’ve got so d*mn much to do, and so few people to do it. Just look at those cobwebs that need to be cleaned off the window frames! Not to mention that stack of submissions that need to be read…

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Fortunately we’ve got another set of hands coming on board, as of now. Even more fortunately, they’re the capable hands of Audrey Walls. She joined us as an intern a while back, and from day 1, she did a such a bang-up job – helping out with interviews, reading submissions, killing the occasional cockroach – that it was a no-brainer to ask her to join us as an editor. As our new assistant editor, to be specific.

Before she grabs a broomstick to have at those spiders, let’s have her come up to the mike for a sec, to tell you all a little bit about herself:

“Originally from the backwoods of southwestern Virginia, I now live in Richmond, Virginia in a rowhouse built in 1880, with my husband and three cats. In my spare time, I enjoy taking photographs of my neighborhood’s quirky happenings, digging through old vinyl records at thrift stores, and baking up a storm in my tiny kitchen. I first came across failbetter.com years ago, as an undergraduate, and I’m thrilled to join the team.”

And see that – she’s a team player to boot. Definitely the quality of work is about to improve hereabouts, and perhaps we’ll even be quicker about responding to submissions. Perhaps. In any case, we’re more than glad to have her, and we hope you’ll join us, in making her feel welcome.

When All the World Is Old:
the new collection from John Rybicki

We’ve published more poems by John Rybicki than by anyone else. He writes with both power and amazing versatility, drawing again and again on his own experience, from the joyous to the terrible, and coming up, each time, with something fresh, new, and raw. Nowhere is this more true than in the poems he wrote for and about Julia Moulds, his late wife, whose struggle with cancer defined their relationship from early on. Now those poems, some of which first appeared right here, have been collected and published by Lookout, in When All the World Is Old:

At the age of twenty-nine, just five years after they met, John Rybicki’s wife, the poet Julie Moulds, was diagnosed with cancer. Here, in poems raw and graceful, authentic and wise, Rybicki pays homage to the brave love they shared during her sixteen-year battle and praises the caregivers—nurses and doctors and friends—who helped them throughout. He invites the reader to bear witness to not only the chemotherapy, the many remissions, and the bone marrow transplants, but also the adoption of the couple’s son, the lifted prayers, borrowed time, and lovers’ last touches.

You can order When All the World Is Old directly from Lookout, or from Amazon.

Join The Party…How I Learned to Stop
Worrying and Love the Web

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For those of you who will be descending upon the decadence of Chicago for the upcoming AWP Conference (Feb 29 – March 3rd) we invite you for an evening of cheap drinks and free readings.

Join failbetter and friends from Blackbird, Drunken Boat, Memorious, and Midway Journal for night of worry free, poetry and prose! Come hear authors Michael Martone, Randall Brown, Sean Hill, Margaret Luongo, Nicky Beer, Erica Dawson, Caki Wilkinson, Sibyl Baker, Michelle Chan Brown, Shira Dentz, and fb alum Mr. Daniel Nester.

poetryreadingAfter Words Books is walking distance from the AWP Conference Event Hotel, and is a straight shot down State Street, just off the corner of State Street and Illinois Street.

Here are the whens and wheres:

March 1
6:15-8:15
After-Words Bookstore
Phone: 1 312.464.1110
23 E. Illinois Street
Chicago Illinois

If you can, please join the party.

Anything for a Laff: 2 questions
for Marjorie Manwaring

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Marjorie Manwaring is the author of “Snow Day,” “Where Sadness Comes From,” and “Musée Mécanique,” about the last of which:

Your poem “Musée Mécanique” captures the sense of wonderment and playfulness a kid must have felt, walking into a penny arcade, and seeing its hand-made, mechanical, silent movie-thrill games, back when they were the going thing. What’s the penny arcade of now – and would you write a poem about it? And If someone else writes a poem about it, decades from now, what will play the role of Laffing Sal – and what will be the new Mystic Ray?

As for what might be the “penny arcade” of now—well, when I was a kid, we still had pinball machines, which seem like first cousins to the penny-arcade games, and then most of those got replaced by video games—and I’ll admit, I never got that into those. (My brother and I got “Pong” for Christmas one year—that and a few games of Pac-Man and the occasional car-racing game in a cramped anteroom while waiting for a table at a pizza parlor are the extent of my video-game know-how.)

I still like the pinball machines—the noise and sound and feel of them, the atmosphere of being in a dark space with the lights blinking and zinging and the sound of the pinball rolling… And I know there is cool stuff out there like the simulation games and all that, but they are just something I haven’t felt compelled to try. And now it seems like most people play at home or on a laptop or phone—although I know there are places like GameWorks, but (surprise!) I haven’t been there, either. So, one thought is that the penny arcade of today is a place like GameWorks or a kid’s laptop or other device. And I probably wouldn’t write about those because I don’t know that world and don’t get inspired by it. However, I think that even the computer-literate kids of today are drawn to the whole dizzying, over stimulating, deep-fried-fat spectacle that is a carnival or a fair or an amusement park. And, there are still the simpler closer-to-home (timeless?) pleasures—kids still seem to enjoy getting gum or prizes out of gumball machines at the grocery store. They still seem unable to stop themselves from coveting the cheap plush toys in those crane games strategically placed at burger and pizza joints. Call me nostalgic, a Luddite, a fuddy-duddy, but I think there is something quite satisfying and pleasurable about inserting a coin into a machine and hearing the giant jawbreaker roll down the chute or manipulating the crane’s claw so that it latches onto the ears of a stuffed Piglet. And I have, and do write poems about that world.

lovecalcWhat might the new “Mystic Ray” be? The machine I write about in the poem is at Musée Mécanique in San Francisco. It tests your “love appeal” by asking you to place your hand on a metal plate, which contains a hand-shaped depression that is dotted with small pin-sized holes, no doubt a way to evaluate your life line and the like. I was pretty sure there had to be an app for something like this but not owning a Smartphone, I didn’t know for sure. (Yeah, you knew that was coming. And no, I don’t still use a modem or a rotary dial phone.) Of course Google can come to the rescue, and, sure enough, here are just two examples of what is available: LoveCalc for Android—”The most complete and accurate love compatibility calculator”—and Name Match 2011—”Calculate whether two people fit together based on first names. Based on an ancient Scandinavian love formula.” All this just in time for Valentine’s Day!

And finally—Laffing Sal. She, like the Mystic Ray, is housed at the Musée Mécanique, and you can watch her on YouTube. The placard that lies at her feet inside her glass encasement tells us that she “has made us smile and/or terrified children for over fifty years. Bring history to life with the investment of 50 cents.” First let me say I don’t think it’s only children she terrifies. Second, I think Sal taps into what Freud called “the uncanny,” that feeling of unease when something is life-like but not alive—or is it? We experience dissonance in watching this oversized, slightly creepy, jerky-motioned likeness of a woman belt out her hysterical and contagious laughter; it leaves us a little off-kilter (but in a good, roller-coaster, Chucky-movie kind of way), as do many of the other automata and mechanized dioramas in the museum. Being fond of many things vintage and antique, I like to think that Laffing Sal and her ilk will continue to hold sway over those who meet them. Perhaps the Mystic Ray can tell me if I’m right.

“The first film I ever saw was Dr. Zhivago…”

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“… I was in fifth grade, and my mother took my me to the movies, something she never did back then. She believed in books, not theaters. But she said it would be good for me to understand communism, war, the Bolshevik Revolution….”

“My Omar,” Nin Andrews’s paean to sex, movies, and Jujubes, is live today on our site.

Good News in the New Year

pushcartJust before the hell of the holidays, we took a moment to reflect upon our greatness in 2011 to single out the best of what we had to offer.  Thus,  here are our Pushcart Nominees:

for poetry:

*   “The Domino’s Pizza Gorilla” by Kerrin McCadden from failbetter 39

*   “Firsts” by Margot Schilpp  from failbetter 40

*   “Dark Matter”  by Henry Israeli from failbetter 41

for fiction:

*  “He Tells Her a Story” by James Fleming from failbetter 38

*   “Aero ● phobe” by Nathan Hill from failbetter 38

*   “The Escape Artist” by Ken Weaver from failbetter 41

Congrats to all!

Off Donner!

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Anyway that’s where we’re headed this Christmas – off. We’re hunkering down with a carton of smokes, and whatever we score from Loaded Santa. Back in the New Year, with… you know.

Chuck Palahniuk on death, grief,
and telemarketing

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Photo © Shawn Grant

“As I wrote the book I was caring for my mother who was dying of lung cancer. My father was dead. And I needed a story that would express my overwhelming grief. No one wants to read a “requiem novel” where a middle-aged adult mourns dead parents—and that didn’t strike me as very fun to write—so I inverted the situation and wrote about a dead child who could still mourn and miss her parents.”

Chuck Palahniuk talks about his new novel, Damned, in a new interview with Thomas Batten, live now on our site. (You’ll have to click through to find out what this all has to do with telemarketing.)

“My parents were killed when I was nineteen”

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“My parents were killed when I was nineteen. The propane tank on the trailer home somehow exploded, chewed them up in a bright blue flame. ‘Poor girl,’ people said. I was sad, but everyone else seemed sadder, which I didn’t understand. People die. That’s what they do…”

“Orphans,” the new story by Douglas Light, is live now on our site.

It’s Turkey time

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We’ll be back November 29 December 6th, with more stuff.



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